Switched Keys

Wanda's dishwasher quit working so she called a repairman. Since she had to go to work the next day she told the repairman "I'll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher leave the bill on the counter and I'll mail you a check."

Oh by the way don't worry about my bulldog Spike. He won't bother you. But whatever you do do NOT under ANY circumstances talk to my parrot!" I REPEAT DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!!"

When the repairman arrived at Wanda's apartment the following day he discovered the biggest meanest looking bulldog he had ever seen. But just as she had said the dog just lay there on the carpet watching the repairman go about his work.

The parrot however drove him nuts the whole time with his incessant yelling cursing and name calling. Finally the repairman couldn't contain himself any longer and yelled

Shut up you stupid ugly bird!"

To which the parrot replied "Get him Spike!"